Mini breakdown at work. That’s fun.

So Katniss from The Magic Time Machine* asked us out for drinks.

But I’ve been drinking already. ‘N’fact, I’m drunk.

So my entire night has been pregaming**.

This should be fun.***

*A restaurant where people dress up like famous characters from books/movies/TV shows, and feed you food and hilarious corny jokes. Think Jackrabbit Slim’s from Pulp Fiction.

**Drinking before you drink.

***My life is better than yours.

My boss encouraged me, the supervisor at the printing department of 0758, to beat 539 out of the number one spot for print services.
So I doodled.

There must be something profoundly interesting inside that hole in the tree. The nearest lake is more than 10 miles away. That duck is way out of his pond.

Blowing out candles must really be tedious for dragons.

Eggs in Hashbrown Baskets. 
This is our dinner. 
Your jealousy tastes almost as good as these irresistible delicacies.

Without fail, my brain always reads this in the voice of a turret from Portal.

I made these incredible Peanut Butter Cornflake No-Bakes just to inspire jealousy.

My beautiful fiancee (she is my beautiful wife now <3) and I made the entire outside world into a TARDIS.

So it is literally bigger on the inside.

bethaneybailey:

less than!! 24 hours!!

19 hours. I am one excite.