Running joke: adding some reference to My Little Pony to my Operations Supervisor’s forms.
I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD
I have not laughed so explosively in my life.
Reminds me of this conspiracy theory.
You’re officially my favorite follower. :) What is your department? Sales Specialist?
When I was in 6th grade, an over-zealous substitute teacher confiscated the Magic: The Gathering cards that a friend was about to give me and took us out in the hall. He asked us why he should give them back.
My friend (nearly in tears) tried to explain how property works in an 11-year-old’s mind to the ex-navy blowhard.
I realized that this was a puzzle, and that the answer would be a paradox. I said, “There’s no reason you should give them back.”
My friend looked at me with horror. The sub said, “Exactly,” and handed them back.
I got what I wanted by telling an idiot what he wanted to hear.
And that’s when I realized my destiny in middle-management.